OK Last Chance

Published: Wed, 01/11/17

I was just about to hit the delete button and remove you from my mailing list forever when I received this email:  
 
“Hi Michael,  Please don’t switch me off. I do open all your messages but we have a setting on our emails which means we can’t download images. I think your list provider uses a method of measuring ‘opens’ which relies on the image being viewed." 
 
I’ll be honest with you, I haven’t the faintest idea what he’s talking about but I hear what he’s saying, so I’m going to hold off the delete for another 24 hours.   
 
This is beginning to look like one of those death row movies. 
 
Also, I should say, if you don’t read your emails that often, or this is an old account that you check once a year and you would like to subscribe again, then you can do that on my website. 
 
Or if you want to stay on the list click on the button (or the link) below.

That’s my last word. In 24 hours I delete you and 837 others.

​​​​​​​Any final meal requests? 
 
Be Brilliant! 






​Michael Heppell